You & I Both Loved

  1. karissaeb:

    myresin:

    flowury:

    flowury:

    I want to do adult things with you

    *whispers* taxes

    *moans* pay the mortgage

    *breathes* go make sure we turned off all the lights, our utility bill was fucking $300 this month

    (Source: flowury, via gold-casino)

  2. kingsleyyy:

    i want a bf :/

    and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

    (via slightlydestructive)

  3. sexience:

best porn blog ever
  4. hanukkahlewinsky:

    when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

    image

    (via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

  5. maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    maravilhanaervilha:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    (Source: mrchompers, via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

  6. queen-of-love-and-beauty:

    Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

    (via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

  7. "Fuck you, your eyes, your smile and your lips. I hate you for slowly letting me go insane. You sat there and watched as I ripped myself to pieces. You don’t care, you never did. So, fuck your entire being."
    The things I should have told you (via dying-0n-the-inside-sl0wly)

    (via tbhjustallyssa)

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    HELLO WISCONSIN

    (Source: thatofficial70show, via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!
    • jackiiebott:

wildd-thanggs:

SOOO CUTE

WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!

    jackiiebott:

    wildd-thanggs:

    SOOO CUTE

    WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!

    (Source: avessiunaltromodo, via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

  8. (Source: maannequins, via labelherodd)

  9. WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

    dejanentendu:

    college-life-crisis:

    image

    I almost spit out my water

    (via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

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    • lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

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    lesbomancer:

    viekastv:

    Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

    congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

    (via takeonebreathandthentakeanother)

  10. I bet it hurts to read permanence. I used to think on all of this and how you don’t. Damn it’s hard to find sustenance when all I had was love for this and now you don’t. Now I just abuse substances to drown out your accomplishments, however few. 

    All of this frustrates me bad cause I can’t stay mad at you or change anything that I had. She told me don’t think like that, it’s really not that bad. I hope this makes you sad. I hope this makes you sad.

    If it’s something serious then hit me up but until then the door is shut, forget my room. And if I had a match for every lie and every attempt to deny, I’d strike a few. I am the walls, the silent halls. My jacket at your sister’s wedding, navy blue. 

    All of this frustrates me bad cause I can’t stay mad at you or change anything that I had. She told me don’t think like that, it’s really not that bad. I hope this makes you sad. I hope this makes you sad.

    The Story So Far // Navy Blue

    (Source: f0lie-adeux, via holdmyloofah)